Monday, March 23, 2009

Dear CRTC: Please ban Fox News. Instead of having to watch another somber procession of flag-draped coffins -- numbers 113, 114, 115, and 116 from Afghanistan, courtesy of the U.S.-led War on Terror -- at CFB Trenton today, I would have liked to have seen four caskets plastered with the Fox News logo, one for the shit-for-brains host of Red Eye and three for his equally dimwitted panelists, who together saw fit to denigrate the Canadian Forces and Canadians at large on the day our fallen heroes were being repatriated. Day? Hell, while the plane carrying the soldiers' bodies was still in the air! I'm sure every citizen of this country can come up with an inventive way for those insensitive fuckwits to die. (Improvised explosive devices would seem apropos, don't you think?) And then we could piss all over them and their loved ones. But, hey, that's just me being...what's the word I'm looking for? Oh, right, the one the program's host used to excuse his contemptible crassness: "satirical."

posted by media_dystopia @ 18:22 [ link | top | home ]